Rea live hopping frogs mixed with real live swimming turtles
And the even fancier whole turtle option
Orange juice and cooking oil combination set for... something...
All the rice you could ever hope for
Sausage by the binful
Top-of-the-line Walmart-brand liquor
Premium liquor box sets
Watermelons for one
Deception of sheep offal
Assorted dried reptile parts
Open-air racks of ribs
An entire shark so you can bite back
Chopsticks, chopsticks, and more chopsticks
Crazy varities of eggs
Ducks. Interesting ducks.
Men's anti-bacterial underwear
Even "Fat Guy Underwear"
Pig faces to change your dreams into nightmares
Beef granules wrapped like little candies
Powdered Horse Milk
Conveniently located condoms in the checkout asiles